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Tuesday, August 23, 2011

This Shit Will Get You Laid

What do people want to know about sex? How to get laid? Well for guys who want to know, the best way for me to start is by pimping these two amazing tumblrs. The first is Brotips, and it gives rad advice to girls as well as guys. Here is a best of:













TL;DR: Be the shit to you, and people must recognize.








And the second is Male Minded.

Some of it is crap...
literally. But most of it is pretty good advice...

See you later lovely readers :)
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"I write for myself and I'll say anything I damn well please." - Billie Joe Armstrong

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Gnocchi For Fool's

Gnocchi is one of those foods that chefs love, because non-culinarians think it's really fancy and hard to make, and in reality it's extremely easy and can be made in large batches and frozen in portions and cooked to order. Any home cook can make this no problem. Here it is. 


Okay step one. Clean, peel and boil 2 large potatoes, of any kind. Russets, and all kinds of sweet potato work wonderfully. When cooked, process in a potato ricer. It looks like this:
And they give you a really fine potato puree that is great for mashed potatoes and essential for gnocchi. This one was $7 here. Now, once you have cooked the potatoes and pureed them, wait for them to cool and pull the puree into a mount on a wooden cutting board. Pour 1/4 cup of lightly beaten egg into the well and knead with your hands, but not too much. Add in 1 cup of flour a little at a time until the dough doesn't stick to your hands. 


Salt your gnocchi dough a little too. Now pat the dough into a disk, and cut it into 8 wedges. Take one wedge, and roll it under your fingers like a snake until it is about the width of a finger. Now cut that snake into pieces 1/2 inch wide. You should have something that looks like what you know of gnocchi. 

Now you can press the pieces against a fork for those little gnocchi ridges that everybody loves but be advised that it is not necessary. Dust all pieces with flour. Now you may do one of several things. You can freeze the pieces in a baggie, you can pan fry them just like they are with some butter, or you can boil them like regular pasta either in the potato water or in salted water. 
Aaaaaaaaaand that's it. 
Here is a delicious recipe for sweet potato gnocchi. 


White Sweet Potato Gnocchi with Wild Mushroom Stew



Enjoy

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"I write for myself and I'll say anything I damn well please." - Billie Joe Armstrong

Friday, August 12, 2011

For Mikey

This post is a little more serious than normal. 

Her husband, the father of her two precious children, had suddenly collapsed and had died from a heart attack. He was gone. The reality of how quickly a loved one can be taken out of our lives hit me hard. What if it were my husband? Would I have regrets about how I had treated him recently? You bet so. I’m lucky enough to have another chance.
It pains me in the worst way that Jennie and her family has to endure what they are going through in order for the rest of us to be reminded to hug our loved ones. Not today, not tomorrow, but now. Now is all we have and tomorrow could be too late.
Through a heartfelt post, another reminder to us all of how raw this time is, Jennie asked us all to join together by making a peanut butter pie in Mikey’s honor. So a pie is what I made…and what hundreds of other bloggers have made… as a simple reminder that life is short. Savor each other, savor the moments and as a tribute to one another love each and every day because it could be the last.
-Dine and Dish "Peanut Butter Pie for Mikey" Link
I'll take this opportunity to share some of the best that the internet gave back to Mikey. 
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Make one. 
It'll be the best 8000 calories you ever ingest. 


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"I write for myself and I'll say anything I damn well please." - Billie Joe Armstrong

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Summer Food

Open Faced Heirloom Tomato and Herbed Goat Cheese Sandwich
Source: Better Than Doing Laundry


Creamed Corn with Lime Salt

Brown Sugar Grilled Chicken

Smore's Cupcakes




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"I write for myself and I'll say anything I damn well please." - Billie Joe Armstrong

Monday, August 8, 2011

A Word

Fuck. It's just a word. And if it offends you, you should probably go back to whatever page you were on before you stumbled your way here. I'll make no apologies for the shit I say, this is not for you to read- it's for me to write. Negative comments will be mocked ruthlessly and publicly for my own amusement so I encourage you to send them. I could not give two shits if you don't like the things I say on here and threats to change will be ignored. I like to keep it real and I'm not the kind of person to sugar coat shit. With that being said, I hope my life's misadventures can amuse/inspire/teach/compel/change or otherwise mind fuck you.



 Can you feel my dick fucking your mind?



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"I write for myself and I'll say anything I damn well please." - Billie Joe Armstrong